Kill Your Lawnmower
Okay, we’ve all seen the “Kill Your TV” bumperstickers, right? Well, what about shooting your lawnmower when it doesn’t start? I just read that someone did just that.
My solution? Rather than kill the mower, why not get rid of the grass instead? That would save you in “lawn rage”, effort, chemicals, water, and so much more!
(Okay, so all joking aside, I am averse to lawn, but I get it — some people really love it and really need it. But, if it sends you to the other side of sanity, is the grass really greener over there?)
